BEHOLD! THRIFT STORE HAIKUS:
Book Department
I throw out bibles
that other people donate
I don't bat an eye
Spiritualized
Vintage tees are high
holy relics I collect.
Thrift store is my church
Take A Shower, Please
This one lady makes
the store reek horribly of
sweaty, rancid crotch
Lust
On the shelf I spy
hobnail milk glass collection
Out of the way, bitch
The Unsold
Logo denim shirt
Freebie from your company
No one wants it, man
Granny's Gotta Have It
Nice old lady shops
every Friday evening
Flirts with boy cashiers
These are gold. You must do something with them. Love em.
ReplyDeleteYes! All evocative and fun.
ReplyDeleteMost of them are my sister's. And she hates writing. What the hell do you do with haikus? Who buys a damn haiku?
ReplyDeleteCan you produce a slim volume of these, please? I am so in love.
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